Lyrics to the "Hogans Heroes" theme song

Well okay, after I wrote these lyrics (when I was like twelve) I found out there actually are lyrics to the Hogan's Heroes theme song, but they're kind of lame. They're all about "husky men of war" and throwing punches and stuff. The hell? Are we even watching the same show?

Anyway, I had way too much free time as a child (or, as they would say today, I was underscheduled) and as a result I've ended up with a lot of theme songs stuck in my head. Which is fine. But if you're going to have a song stuck in your head, it should at least have words. So after a while, without even thinking about it, my brain started popping lyrics into the songs - it has something to do with the human's mind to see and create patterns where none exist or somesuch. One of my neurobiologist friends tried explaining it to me once, but I got distracted by a cloud that looked just like Washington crossing the Delaware on a Viking ship! Umm... oh yeah. So before I forget, here are the words to the Hogan's Heroes theme song:

Gonna watch that Hogan's Heroes show (Hogan's Heroes show)

Hogan's Heroes show, yeah Hogan's Heroes show.

Hogan's plane got shot down in France

Now

He's in a camp

It's

run by the Luftwaff-oh

Gonna watch that Hogan's Heroes show (Hogan's Heroes show)
Hogan's Heroes show, yeah Hogan's Heroes show.

Carter makes bombs

And

Newkirk's a crook

And

LeBeau's a cook

And

Kinch has a radio

Gonna watch that Hogan's Heroes show (Hogan's Heroes show)

Hogan's Heroes show, yeah Hogan's Heroes show.

Schultz is fat

But

Klink makes him work

That

Nazi's a jerk

Just

wait until Nur'mburg-oh